Boss: The cover is coming off of this book.
Me: Oh, that's not good.
Boss: Yeah. I'll have to send it downstairs to be mended.
Me: It's not bad. We might be able to fix that with a little tape.
Boss: Nah. Not our division.
Me: Boss: Me: Boss: Me: Boss: Me: Did you just -
Boss: I -
Me: Was that -
Boss: Wait, do you -
Me: You watch -
Boss: DO YOU WATCH -
Me: OH MY GOD
Boss: OH MY GOD
Me: Boss: Me: Boss: You may take your break early today.
Me: Harry Potter is, like, the gateway fandom. You start reading the books, then all of a sudden you have a Sonic Screw driver, you're carrying salt everywhere and awkwardly in love with Sherlock Holmes and you don't really know how any of it happened, but your pretty sure it started because Mr. and Mrs. Vernon Dursely of 4 Privet Drive were proud to say that they were perfectly normal thank you very much.
Friend: I don't even know how to respond to that.