However Improbable

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themaefive replied to your post: CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT HOW THE MOVIE ‘THE UGLY TRUTH’ IS ON USA RIGHT NOW

I just got furious by proxy. We need to start a league of social justice superheros.

I was trying to think up clever social justice-based superhero names… but I failed because the rage/absolute disbelief I just experienced is still clouding my brain.

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#spookyshirtobsession
#response
#tumblr crushes

spookyshirtobsession replied to your photo: Tumblr Crushes: the-cinnamon-peelers-wife …

lsakdjflkasdjflskajf YOU ARE LOVELY <3

NO YOU

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#response
#evil asks
#answers

F. If you could take on the exact body and form of anyone else on Earth, who would it be?
Joseph Gordon-Levitt. I’d be young, male, and talented in my field. A wealth of opportunities would be before me and I wouldn’t be bad looking either.

Q. Would you rather be dirt poor and emotionally fulfilled in life or be rich beyond imagination and emotionally dissatisfied for life?
I’m honestly confused how someone can be entirely emotionally fulfilled when they have to worry about housing and feeding themselves and possibly a family. It’s not an answer, but this seems like a relatively impossible question.

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#professorfonz
#response
#of course you aren't the only one
#it's safe to assume that if you are then i am as well
#mindtwins
#afterall

professorfonz replied to your post: I need more blogs to follow.

I know exactly how you feel. Let me know if you find anyone - I’ve been unfollowing left, right and centre recently (I thought I was the only one, btw!)

I felt badly about all of the unfollowing I have been doing… at first. Everything seems to be blending at this point and I need new things, stat!

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#professorfonz
#modcloth
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professorfonz replied to your post: Sometimes, I spend hours looking through modcloth.com

Same here. The dresses are killing me. Though they probably would bunch in the wrong places and all that, wouldn’t they?

I will stare at the dresses on that website for hours. I have yet to make a purchase from them because I’m scared of how things may or may not fit. I’m always skeptical when it comes to buying clothing online… but their stuff is looks so tempting.

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#professorfonz
#response
#let's have dinner
#sherlock reference
#I cackled

professorfonz replied to your video: I’M STILL ALIVE. REALLY. I AM. I PROMISE.

Well, that’s a relief. Let’s have dinner?

I cannot tell you how excited I was over the last message you sent to me. Hilarious.

~~Dinner indeed. Pfffft!~~

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#professorfonz
#response
#dream log

professorfonz replied to your post: professorfonz replied to your post: Moonage…

Maybe that’s what you needed though - a respite from the stress of being yourself lately? Moving to a different world, literally so in the terms of the dream? Yo classic Freudian dream analysis!

That’s what I have always chalked it up to be. My reality tends to be pretty monotonous, especially this past year. Why be simply me when I could be a different, slightly more exciting me?

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#professorfonz
#response
#dream log

professorfonz replied to your post: Moonage Daydream OHHH…

D’aww! I never had such a cute and non-angsty dream EVER. No dead bodies, no evil twins, no excruciating unreachable dark objects of desire, not even a bit of Reisefieber… what is wrong with you?

I HAVE NO IDEA. This had mass quantities of fluff and I was astounded/deeply confused when I woke up.

At least I wasn’t myself despite being myself. That normalized-theme was the only thing that kept me grounded, I think.

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#professorfonz
#response

professorfonz replied to your post: professorfonz replied to your post: DEAR MERYL…

Is not liking Meryl Streep an unpopular opinion? I must be living under a rock… ah yes, I am. Yep, not doing it for me. Give me Helen Mirren any day. Also: commercials? How quaint! I haven’t seen any ever since I moved my life to the interwebs.

Helen Mirren > Meryl Streep for all of time and beyond.

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#professorfonz
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professorfonz replied to your post: DEAR MERYL STREEP

Wait, what? Did she sign on for some crap? She’s not my cup of tea, but I have 2 students (one male, one female) who both have MASSIVE crushes on her. I know.

She’s doing some movie with Tommy Lee Jones now and every other commercial on TV is the two of them flouncing around doing the same “we’re older but can still re-find out loooooove through laughters” stuff.

I can’t believe that you don’t like Meryl Streep because I honestly think I am the only person I know that doesn’t like the woman. (Then again, what’s one more unpopular opinion that we both agree on?) I have never liked her choices or… her… really. I’ve never been able to properly explain it but there it is.

Just seeing her in these commercials drives me nearly to insanity.